damn turk!
:) The Turk has spoken!
That is all
<.<
Sir Yes Sir!
WELL seems like we are the only ones Aries.... (time to cyber) lol j/k
is this Cenk?
Is this Lassie?
Damn girl, can I taste you?
hahahahaha "Hmmm you look like you been dipped in pretty sauce"
Oh, oh, I know this game ! Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this
world.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your
pants.
Girl, you so hot, you make me wanna be a pyrophiliac.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are your parents assholes? 'Cause you're the shit.
Note: I have never used any of these, I think..
..pick up lines are retarded, just as I have shown you above.
still waiting...
ok there are no set "rules" that all swingers go by....no kissing would be a "rule" that individual swinger couples would follow but many are fine with it....A very common rule is same room only
Short women like tall men because it makes them feel safe. Tall women like short men, because it makes them feel less selfconscience about their height. Makes sense to me.
I LOVE shorter guys, I dont know why...but I do. Its like, a carnal obsession. I want to f*** every short guy I see.
^So..how short are we talking about here ?
like 5'4" and higher...maybe even 5'3" if hes cute enough.
In the context of the woman finding the guy very attractive, being chivalrous is big deal. Without that context, the guys just trying too hard. But would I be dissappointed if the woman just sits there as I unlock my own door? Hmm...would be cute, but naah. And anyways, you've got those remote control thingys that'll take care of that. Don't take it from me tho. I don't own a car : )
I once went to a sports bar with a guy and he was way more into the game that was on the big screen than he was into me. Worst date ever.
I've actually posted my worst date on this site before, and no one could top it. It was just disastrous
Haha, I remember that. It was epically bad!
It was the first day of class, cute girl sat two seats up, one over. Before I could move closer some guy sits next to her and begins chatting her up. They chat throughout class. Find out she's a pilot (we have similar majors), think this is great we'll get on easy. Class ends and the guy gives her his email (loser). Always tomorrow...two minutes later I overhear her chatting with a friend on the
(pokes Aries)
Unmarried Men!
And short guys..
Hey, Turk. Hey, dude, hey, hey. Listen. Hey. Turk, hey. IT'S CALLED A FUCKING PRIVATE MESSAGE. USE IT.
damn annon..is everything ok swees?
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