Anon said 1 day ago

Evolution created anchovies.
Man's ignorance put them on pizza.

Prabhash Bhagat said 1 day ago

Failure is not an option!
It comes bundled with the software.

Prabhash Bhagat said 1 day ago

Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

Prabhash Bhagat said 1 day ago

Hard work never killed anyone,
But why chance it?

Anon said 1 day ago

When you get old and your kids ask
where all the money went, show
them the vacation videos.

Prabhash Bhagat asked 1 day ago

If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth?

Prabhash Bhagat asked 1 day ago

If there is no god,
who pops up the next kleenex?

Anon said 1 day ago

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
(unless I buy something)

Mkristu asked 2 days ago

Who loves you ?

Anon said 9 days ago

When you are sick, ...
Stay the hell away from me until you're well again.
I don't want whatever you have.