It's humanly impossible to sneeze while peeing. Trust me, I'm an imaginary scientist.

i keep cursing her out telling her to leave me alone and she keeps calling she keeps texting and im like b**** u f***ed up i dont want u anymore..she wont listen

Once a cheater, always a cheater. I know it and you know it so don't you dare fall for her stupid tricks. She's a b**** and deserves
to be dumped. My advice for your situation is to ignore her, since
all the cursing and saying no seems to not work. Ignore her calls,
don't read/reply to her texts, ignore the emails, block ALL possible
contact with her. It will take a while, but..

..at one point, she will understand that it's over for good and will leave you alone.Whatever you do, do not take her back. Like I
said, once a cheater, always a cheater.

just ignore her and move on, eventually she will get the message...

Genital herpes ?

you probably just stretched it out the last time you had sex.

Okay wierd it seems to have gone away after about 3 days.. I wonder what the hell caused that??? The foreskin was sore and lightly swollen.. not real sure what the heck happend there.. anyways back in the game.

Maybe it was just irritated from too much sex? It happens.

I think they're called hipsters. That is all I know about their cult.

There are guys who are metrosexual (fruit cakes, as you so eloquently put it) and there are guys who are very masculine (manly looking guys). I think most girls go for guys who land somewhere between those two extremes on the spectrum. If you aren't having much luck, stop hating on the fruit cakes and ask yourself, "When is the last time I waxed my back?" Problem solved.

i like dating manly men who dress nicely. there are tons of dudes out there with varying styles. get over it and find something you like.

"When is the last time I waxed my back?".....LOL

(Had to revise the previous question)

Friends with benefits much ?

no its not wrong if they're both aware of the situation and see to address it by acknowledging its not the right time for a relationship.

I think that you are just gay.

yes, you need atttention...buy a dog.

Or a Cat... no wait you don't like Pussy.. nevermind.. just do what Aries said .. (walks away innocently)

no no aries and turk are wrong... A donkey is what u have to buy.

Are you so stupid that you need cursing advice from the internet ? Come on, you know what to call her... But two of my favorites are
"your pussy smells like a dead horse" and "Well maybe YOU
should shave those arms, you goddamn sasquatch". WORKS.
EVERY. TIME. Well, you might not want to say those if you don't
want to break up with her, but still, they do a great job pissing her
off.

agree with @annon

what annon said

Well you just seem like the kind of person who wakes up in the morning and says, 'What can I do to make this world a better place?' Arnt you just a little cup of sunshine. :)

It's so easy to say these words: "Do you want to be my date for prom?". One simple question gives you all the answers you need.

A nice way would be to do something special with her or for her (offer to help her on something, give her a USB drive with a few songs she likes, etc.). That will allow you to have some 1 on 1 time with her and give you a better insight on her feelings.

Every girl wants a date to the prom. If no one has asked her yet, then go for it. The worst that will happen is that she may say no, but I think you can recover from that, don't you?

I've always accepted constructive criticism, but if she starts getting bossy with lines like "I don't like it when you / I really dislike how
you", she can get her b****y ass out of my face. Except in bed, in
bed she can be as bossy as she wants. "A lady in the street, but a
freak in the bed", a wise Ludacris once said.

I would never try to change someones personality, but small things like, make him quit sleeping on the couch with shoes on, or get him to clean up after himself a bit more, small things like that I think are acceptable...as far as personality goes that's the way he is, and always will be. You either accept it or leave him.

I wouldn't exactly call not cleaning up after themselves to be a small thing, my brother doesn't clean up after himself and it makes me wanna stab him in the eye, I can't imagine having a girlfriend/boyfriend who would be opposed to performing such a menial task. But I see both your points. n_n;;

Everyon has flaws, and if you want to bring someone's flaws to their attention to make them a better person, I have no problem with that. I really hate it, though, when girls try to dress their guy and make him style his hair a certain way.