annon
annon • East Coast, USA
I'm rather despondent to holidays other than Christmas and Halloween, so the 4th of July is just like any other day to me. Hope you're having a good time Annon, be safe and try not to get too wasted.
Happy 4th annon...does your spelling only get so bad when your drunk or?
Oh God.
wasn't trying to be mean.
all but the mouth. Lips maybe but not inside of my mouth.
anywhere they want and I don't mind swallowing
I tried to swallow, but I ended up choking and throwing up so hard some of it came out my nose :o(
^Ew. Never again, huh ?
annon, I think we all know everyone's sex stores. Like me almost getting arrest for prostitution because I was blowing my bf in a phone booth in the middle of a rave....the time I had a 3some in the backseat of a pinto behind a Catholic church. Fucking on a public bus. You know, I got a million of them
^Please marry me. But seriously, I didn't mean ALL your "different" sex stories, just the weirder/worst ones. As in explained in detail. Like that one time I got wasted at a party, started hitting on a girl, tried to masturbate her, only to realize she was really shy ..and a virgin. I guess that's why she kept telling me to stop and started crying. Fuck, I hate getting wasted at parties.
a 3some in a Pinto. Either you were bangin' midgets or you're some kinda contortionist, either way my hat is off to you. As for you Annon, due try to not get so wasted at parties you're finger f*ckin' cryin' chicks. I made a buddy of mine walk 12 miles back home for doing something similar to a friend of mine after she told him to stop. But I digress.
Aries Lies!!!!!! :p j/k but her stories are the bomb!... I have a wierd one.. I was at a park and we were having sex outside and a teenager saw us and begged us to join in.. (I punched him in the head) when he was down I was cumming and some got on him by accident.. THAT was crazy! cause he fell when I hit him but I was near climax when it all went down. HAHAHA I still laugh at that.
1. Would you date/have sex with someone that is really hot, but incredibly annoying ? As in, would you put up with her/his crap just to have sex with her/him? Ignore financial status in this situation.
2. What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex ? Which one(s) turn you on the most ?
Go.
1. I have, but I would NEVER DO IT AGAIN. I repeat, NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Annoying people tend to feel either entitled to certain things or threatened by certain things. I can't stand either of those extremes.
2.) Hands, lips and eyes, Nice ass. What really gets me is voice tone. mmm, I dig that :P
2. Feet
1 - Yep I've done that but she was legitimately hot. Still not worth it. She was simply something to be added to the trophy case. Life's too short.
2 - Eyes. A flirty look with the eyes will do it to me every time.
1. Yes, and the sad thing is that he wasn't even that hot. Good looking, yes, but not hot. The sex was good but that was the only time I could stand being around him.
2. I like a nice smile, sexy eyes, and broad, strong shoulders.
..I should've been on antidepressants for years. Maybe it's because that where I grew up, depression was nothing more than feeling bored/blue and was easily cured with beer, laughter, parties and getting laid, not with meds. I mean no disrespect to anyone, but please make me understand/believe in depression, if there really is such a thing.
i feel the same way. i think that there CAN be people that need antidepressants because they have a chemical inbalance but i think that thoes people are also the people who commit suicide and need more than just meds and therapy. when im sad i find something productive to do and move on. people on antidepressents just want/need more attention.
I have almost the same things to say as you two already did. I think we live in an age where everything can be cured with a pill. Instead of exercising and eating good food, people take diet pills and supplements. Instead of curing "the blues" people take pills for depression. As said before, some people do have chemical imbalances, but many more would rather take a pill than address the...
underlying problems that are causing their mood. Lack of exercise, boredom, lack of sex, unemployment, etc can cause "depression" and too many people would rather take a pill to make it go away than actually fix their problems.
tldr. but obviously fake.
Where else can you find stuff like this ? 4chan !
funny pics..
-Liberal
-Adventurous
-Big-Hearted
What are YOUR traits ? http://www.wouldidateyou.com/pquiz/quiz1.html
-Liberal -Big Hearted
-Practicle..
As I shudder to submit my results. Religious
Liberal
Big Hearted
* Liberal
* Big-hearted
* Funny
I like his material, specifically the "What Would Penis Do". It's so very true.
I like this guy's work, it's true and funny in a cute way.
ah finally something on the internet that I found before you......thought the day would never come!!
No, but I saw the movie and the character animation is amazing, it's like they're real, living actors. Go see it, you'll know what I mean. Pandora looks epic.
Pandora is the name of planet. I didn't know Pandora was a book...I thought it was a reference to The Greek Mythological character Pandora...as in Pandora's box. I suppose I could be mistaken. I'd see the movie however I'm more broke than most Microsoft Applications.
^I heard that. Believe me, I'm fcken broke too, but I just had to see this one, I haven't been to IMAX in years. Thank "God" for piracy.
@annon, Really looking forward to see it, thanks for the vote of confidence... I'm a big CGI geek myself :D
This and Sherlocks Holmes is on my list.
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